The Blonde & The K-9 Patrol Dispatch

The police department, famous for its superior K-9 unit, was
somewhat taken aback by a recent incident. Returning home from
work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and
burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the
crime.
The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels, and a
K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first on the scene.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash,
the blonde ran out on the porch, clapped a hand to her head and
moaned, "I come home from work to find all my possessions stolen,
I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send a
BLIND policeman!"